I blame the T-shirt

[mayamaia]

I swear I wasn't flirting with the waiter.

In fact, I was specifically NOT doing so as soon as I noticed him surreptiously checking me out. I still got my dinner free, though.

Breasts are very useful things. In fact, they're a tool that works without any conscious effort.

And then, Rob complained that I had gotten food without him, and I had to go out again so he could talk to someone while HE ate, so he wouldn't be bored. So I got free tea and dessert.

And then the waiter there (different restaurant) gave us an EXTRA dessert for free.

Dude.

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[mayamaia.livejournal.com]

T-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt

[geargrinder.livejournal.com]

Wet wet wet wet.

[mayamaia.livejournal.com]

I thought of the next logical step and couldn't go through with it.