I blame the T-shirt
Sep. 22nd, 2006 11:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I swear I wasn't flirting with the waiter.
In fact, I was specifically NOT doing so as soon as I noticed him surreptiously checking me out. I still got my dinner free, though.
Breasts are very useful things. In fact, they're a tool that works without any conscious effort.
And then, Rob complained that I had gotten food without him, and I had to go out again so he could talk to someone while HE ate, so he wouldn't be bored. So I got free tea and dessert.
And then the waiter there (different restaurant) gave us an EXTRA dessert for free.
Dude.
In fact, I was specifically NOT doing so as soon as I noticed him surreptiously checking me out. I still got my dinner free, though.
Breasts are very useful things. In fact, they're a tool that works without any conscious effort.
And then, Rob complained that I had gotten food without him, and I had to go out again so he could talk to someone while HE ate, so he wouldn't be bored. So I got free tea and dessert.
And then the waiter there (different restaurant) gave us an EXTRA dessert for free.
Dude.
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