Woot, found a site with MFU fanfiction that is guaranteed not to be porn! Yay! (Yeah, that's a necessary distinction.) Which is not to say that the slash can't have a good story, even be dead serious, but still, not what I'm looking for.
Hee hee hee. Illya getting the girls in his apartment building to do his laundry by pretending to be helplessly confused by the instructions in English. And publishing papers behind UNCLE's back! I love fans.