Questionnare to pass the time

Don't you hate it when you're so tired you can't relax to sleep?

Fandom: Doctor Who
Fan since: 2006
Type of fan: Old and new, watch and discuss, this show is my security blanket and makes my life better and when things are sad The Doctor Dances really helps and I love Moffat forever for that.
Fanfic: Not impressed
Slash goggles: Not even het goggles. Jokes and references are fine but my Doctor had his grandkids centuries ago and doesn't need your sexytimes.
Nerd rage: At other people's nerd rage. Just enjoy it and quit bickering!

Fandom: Man From UNCLE
Fan since: late 2011
Type of fan: Evangelical for the fandom, less so for the actual show...... But prefer canon over fanon
Fanfic: I WILL READ IT ALL. ALL I SAY!
Slash goggles: Yes for Illya, not so much for Napoleon.
Nerd rage: Who the hell decided there was anything sexy about lack of consent?! And Illya is not a delicate flower. And hurt/comfort should not be gore/coma.

Fandom: Star Wars
Fan since: birth realistically since 1991 or so
Type of fan: Timothy Zahn rocks, What prequels?, the RPG is fun
Fanfic: Do the novels count? Timothy Zahn rocks and I bet he was a fan of MFU just look at Luke and Mara and OF COURSE Grand Admiral Thrawn and what about the organization that Karrde set up to provide intelligence to the Empire and the New Republic to help maintain the peace between them after the Hand of Thrawn books? I love Timothy Zahn.
Slash goggles: Huh?
Nerd rage: Everyone who ignored Timothy Zahn's beautiful work and made him have to pull a giant fix-it because Luke and Mara should have happened WAY earlier what is WRONG with you all can't you see she was designed for him and you all messed it up the only reason Zahn didn't do it originally is because he knows his limits he doesn't DO sappy stuff and kissy faces you had your chance and you blew it but that's okay he fixed it and now they have a son named Ben.

Oh, it's kleenexwoman's birthday...?

Well I know exactly what present she would like from me...

( You requested a fic like this once... )

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