Conversation with the Whovian Barista

Me: So Drake. Current news is that Who will be back in a month.

Drake: Not soon enough.

Me: Oh?

Drake: You're going to have to go over there and... do SOMETHING. I just want Matt back.

Me: Well, he's in San Diego right now.

Drake: Oh, no.

Me: for Comic Con.

Drake: Don't tell me that.

Me: There was a Doctor Who panel today.

Drake: I don't want to hear anything about Comic Con... is Amy there too?

Me: Yep.

Drake: They need to come up here.

Me: Well, since they aren't filming for the rest of the year, Matt is hanging out in California for a while.

Drake: He needs to come to Castro Valley.

Me: I think he's probably going to stick where he might get work, so Southern California.

Drake: No, no, he needs to come here. He'd be set for life.

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What gets me is that Drake implied that somehow I could influence these people.